I JUST WANTED MY KIDS BACK!

DAMN!

Allow me to be the first to say…
…I'm still excited for an AD movie.

I am guessing it's been mentioned in the comments already…
…but no Ellen Burstyn in "Requiem for a Dream"? Wow.

SSX3?!?
FUCK THAT SHIT…RESIDENT EVIL 4!

I don't care what he says
Vincent Gallo is still a bag of shit.

Ti West
I'm a huge fan of his first feature, "The Roost". I can't wait to see this one.

How do you guys know…
…that guy's thetin levels didn't just plummet suddenly? He may have had to rush to the lobby to get a glass of orange juice, or a cookie.

I never thought it'd be possible…
…for something to make me yearn for the halcyon days of Mind Of Mencia, but this…ah fuck it.

Don't think that hasn't crossed my mind.

On a side note ZMF, the fact that you said Uwe Boll looks like Nathan Gale is pretty God Damned hilarious, for real.

I'd for sure think of the fact I have to remind a bunch of people on an internet message board that "I'll never die" as a point of pride. You win.

See, that's what I wanted. Ever since I heard your real voice it makes me laugh when you talk shit now. Because I know you sound like what I used to imagine Garfield's owner sounded like when I read it as a kid. The magic is gone ZMF.

Then tell me: How can I segue this whole "Commenter" thing into me getting to do a (shitty) commentary for a movie? Something like Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit

Damn. I knew I should have stuck with my original plan. And that was to type in all caps and talk about "ownage" whatever in the fuck that means.

First?!?!
Sorry, I'm new here.

I've boxed people for less…

HI!
Long time lurker, first time poster. I work with a guy who talks endlessly about his ex-wife. He also confided in me his plan to kill her a few months ago, which makes me nervous. I keep picturing him finishing up the perfect murder, patting down the dirt covering her freshly buried body, brushing his hands…