The name 'Megan' is Welsh, not Irish.

There is a seat on the broomstick, kinda. The Cushioning Charm is described in detail in Quidditch Through The Ages (I believe). I dunno about the other details you mention, but there is this thing called magic…

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

CAN you?! I live within an hour or so of HH, I must go there on weekends so I can go point and laugh.

Have you seen Matilda?

I'm really starting to wonder what's wrong with me, because I quite like the turtlenecks!

Oh also fuck me, Bryan Cranston, wow. The scene in Saul's office, that desperation, jesus, and then, and then, and then. His scream and then demented laughter, man oh man oh man. I feel like doing the same a bit.

Okay, no one is going to read this but HOLY JESUS MOTHER OF FUCK I just registered for this, holy jesus fucking cunting fuck. It's just shy of 5am and I've started watching BB and just caught up this far in about a week or something stupid. I'm really almost speechless, bloody hell. Hoooooo boy! I mean, really. Jesus.…