Better Watch-o Nacho

I always liked the Tekken games for that too. One button for each limb, and while the combos had some complexity to them, there was still some sense to it all.

Ah, Ike, who used his farewell address to warn the American people that the military-industrial complex was about to take over and lead the country into hell.

Dear god, there might be a valid strategy in bringing Trump down with that kind of psychology, like Biff always getting Marty McFly to do stupid things by calling him chicken.

I imagine I'll walk on the Star once, have a nice chuckle, and then get bored of it while my friends walk on it over and over again until I get annoyed and leave the room.

Also played Harry in Harry and the Hendersons, which just makes the whole thing sadder…

ToeJam & Earl or GTFO

Skip ahead to the bananas-level fantasy/sci-fi stuff.

There was a Justin Beiber/Slipknot mash up on the avclub just a while ago. Same Slipknot song too.

I'd kind of hoped, dumb as it was, the plot would turn out: Howard is in cahoots with Gus the whole time, and gets cartel people to torch Chuck's house to protect the firm.

I was half-expecting the Twist to be Howard and Gus are in cahoots all along, so Howard gets cartel people to torch Chuck's house to protect the firm.

Sexual Tyrannosauruses who don't want their secret being spilled publicly.

That's my favorite Tyler Perry flick!

I'm still into fucking sweaty fat people, so I guess that's an east coast thing now.

The difference between people who believe in something versus people who pretend to believe in things for internet points.

TFW you're rooting FOR the gun-toting racist Texans…

Now I want to see a children's book entitled "The Hacker Known As 4Chan Actually Leaves The House: A Thematic Examination of Ivory Tower Philosophy Versus Lived-In Wisdom".

No "Magic Dance" is better in the movie, because the album version doesn't have the muppet voices.

Yeah but Netflix is deep into the "we know you will stay subscribed no matter what we do" territory by now, so they don't care.

The show ends with her having to manage a Cinnabon in Omaha, Nebraska.