ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE GONNA PAY. YOU ARE THE ONES WHO ARE THE BALL LICKERS. WE'RE GONNA FUCK YOUR MOTHERS WHILE YOU WATCH AND CRY LIKE LITTLE WHINY BITCHES!

Nah, you're calling homophobia because this column exists for people to scream "HOMOPHOBIA I AM OFFENDED!!!!"

Since this whole article is just bait, I'll be the one to take it!

"Voyager ended with a whimper."

You forget the "Only watch the fight scenes" strategy of watching the prequels, in which case they are pretty fun movies.

Same here, but I went back, and I'm glad I did. Sense8 is amazing - it's flawed, but fun, awesome, and there's never been a TV show quite like it. Highly recommended.

Fuck Penny Dreadful, man. I watched 2.5 of the 3 seasons, then committed the felony of just fast-forwarding to the major plot parts for the end of it. I feel no guilt, because that show makes me so angry, and the finale was the kind of bullshit resolution I'd become used to.

Well, the clip is of an officially Nintendo's IP anyways, so the YouTube person who posted it has zero rights.

Hmmm, I'd say the Hotel is the "media echo bubble" we are annoyingly, yet necessarily, hearing about these days, while the evil inside the Hotel is Trump. Jack Torrance is the right/alt-right, flawed but decent at first, letting the evil encourage his worst tendencies.

Damn, Popeye is one of my favorite "I can watch this a zillion times" movies, and it keeps getting sadder and sadder to watch.

Lol that itself is a dumb statement.

Really, the CMAs ran against Game 7 of the World Series? I thought rednecks loved sports. Was it the lack of southern teams? Or does baseball just have too many latinos and asians now?

The "joke", which is kind of true, is that nobody cares about the White Sox.

That Saunders piece is really great - Pardon the "Godwin's Law", but I really feel it fits here:

"We're freezing, but this is actually a nice day in Chicago."

I agree.

Actually this isn't true, but a lot of people think it is - There are a lot of huge bands who try to play shows in smaller venues, and find they actually can't.

Well, both movies make a lot of hay out of the "ordinary everyperson being forced to kick ass" scenario.

Damn these old comedians just going for goofy laughs!

I always make sure to end my "Now that I'm an old, I need to stop doing X…" online pronouncements with "…but I won't bcuz fuck the system."