Add me to the list of people who are protesting the exclusion of Taco Bell.

Nothing wrong with that - Shadow of the Colossus is such an innovative game that we should just spam the internet with mentions of it until game developers start to think: "Hey, let's give the Viking 'Roid Rage brown-grey games a break for a bit and try something new."

And here's the part where we talk about the game series that BEST makes use of pointless empty space to keep the atmospherics up:

Oh these fuckin neckbeards…

My Mass Effect Character's name was Tobacco Shepard. Renegade, of course. (The Kotor 1&2 characters were Darth Menthol and Darth Ulcer, so I had a Cigarette theme going in Bioware games.)

Holy shit I can think of about 50 songs way worse than "We Built This City".

If they're bringing the show back like the article says, then dangit I want my gun!

Given the usual quality of GJI columns, I'm fine with them just doing "here's the Youtube News Bloopers Channel" every so often. It beats the usual "Someone took a shit that vaguely looks like a Game of Thrones character" content here.

No Queensryche? wtf.

Speed Racer was a lot of dumb fun in the best way. There's basically none of the usual Wachowski philisophical mumbo jumbo. Instead it's just pure eye candy and ridiculous over-the-top car stunts. The cinematic equivalent of a pure unhealthy-yet-delicious dessert.

Well, "asians know martial arts" isn't exactly a crazy stereotype. Most kids in the majority of asian countries study some type of basic martial artwork in gym class. It's a fairly large part of the culture.

Yeah, like the album, but man this article is pure fluff.

Agreed. Will not upvote.

Shhhh, Tumblr, go back to your own website. Not everyone has to be gay.

Wasn't his administration infamously just non-stop scandals? Or am I thinking of Harding?

Yes! A fantastic idea! Someone should go online and tell GRRM he needs to write more Game of Thrones books!

That's what people did. They kind of assumed that the app was free until the check came around. And we were encouraged to use "sales techniques" to hint that the appetizer was free without saying it outright. If someone came to your table and held out a plate of apps and said "would you like to try…?" what would…

I worked at TGIF's from '98 to '01 - man, when Office Space came out, the company took it as a personal insult, IMMEDIATELY gone were the suspenders with "qwirky" buttons, "crazy hats" and the red+white stripe shirts became boring black. We stopped doing karaoke nights, bar dancing, lots of other stuff. Honestly…

Okay okay okay hold on.

Weird sex gags in a children's movie reached their apotheosis in Mike Myers Cat-In-The-Hat. That movie is such an unbelievable insult to Dr. Suess.