I'll admit it - when I was younger, I said the words just to cover all my bases. Of course I didn't mean them, but that doesn't seem to matter.

Surprised there's no mention of the artists in this - for example, the infamous Dungeons & Dragons tract was drawn by none other than Invisibles artist/frequent Grant Morrison collaborator Phil Jimenez. Gonna assume Jimenez was just snagging an easy paycheck there.

Can't we just hate everyone equally, like we actually do in New York?

….aaaaand I'm out.

*exasperated sigh* So people would know it's the end of THE CLIP!!! Jeez….

Yeah, I can only assume that people who liked 1408 the movie have never ever read the short story.

Well, wasn't the whole problem in Star Trek 4 that whales were extinct?

This is great and all, but will this movie be good enough that any of this social shit matters?

Kathleen Hanna obtusely misinterpreting the obvious, just to support her "I hate my Dad and all Dads are therefore bad" worldview. I'm shocked I tell you, shocked!

You speak the truth. And Hollywood wants to appease the filmgoing public. But the problem is Hollywood thinks "the filmgoing public" is entirely made up of shitty Tumblr fanfiction writers, as that group is most vocal about its wishes.

I suddenly realized why all Blockbuster movies are garbage lately, after reading this article!

And I'll tell you things you already know, so you can say, "Wow I really switched to Geico and saved…. so much…"

Wow, she's the same age as I am, and we're both about to release our memoires!

Same. I played GTA San Andreas until the first series of B.S. missions, said fuk this, borrowed mem card from my hardcore gamer friend who had unlocked all the shit, then actually enjoyed the game.

"'Jeepers!', thinks Johnny, 'If only I could get a ride on one of those!'"

They kinda sorta do. "complicated" is a YMMV term, especially when it comes to poIitics, but there's stuff going on in RATM lyrics. I spent a month bored and decided to research the meaning of every single RATM lyric, so I could understand what all that shit about Tzaltipoca and Zapatistas was about. It appears…

Yeah, especially when their lead singer died just before their big radio hit. We joked about a body in various states of descending towards a floor. And also something about deserving to die for writing that song. Those were the two big jokes, but those jokes, unlike Limp Bizkit, have staying power.

On its own, the show is okay. Entertaining and such, but…

Prairie Home Companion introduced me to Zen thinking. When I spent a year in St. Cloud, I often had the choice between listening to it, and listening to nothing. I chose to listen to nothing.

Blink 182… These fuckin guys…