Okay, time to scream it from the mountaintops:

Yeah agreed, the first one I saw three times in the theater. The second one, well I wish I'd never seen it. But I can't even watch the first one anymore without seeing Zachary Quinto yelling "Khan" and blowing whatever enjoyment of NuTrek I originally had. Maybe the third one will fix that if it's at least…

But the new trek movies are neither of those things! I seem to remember the first one being good enough at the time, but Into Darkness was so bad that it retroactively made the first movie terrible.

I'll wait. Quality is more important than quantity.

Why can't some accusations be true and some be false? Why not both? I've seen both things happen.

Dear Publick, Hammer and Co.

"both stupidly brilliant and somehow disappointing all at the same time"

Nah, fuck off. Bloodhound gang is funny.

Mr. Skullhead is right = there's a big Poe-shaped hole in this entire list.

Homer is going to bang SpiderPig? What???

Realizing that "mainstream" = "targeted towards the 18-25 demo" is a part of life. We all go through it, usually around when we turn 26.

So, I'm not allowed to enjoy things like the Hateful Eight because Kurt Russell has an unpopular opinion about politics, but I'm supposed to be excited about Kanye West's new album?

Arcade Fire Isbetterthanus

I KNOW RIGHT????

Starman is the kind of movie that is difficult to explain: If you tell people what it's about or talk about it, it sounds like a really bad, dumb movie. But actually watching it, it's mesmerizing.

I SAID "adjust gender appropriately". Learn to read, please.

Honest answer:

No, and unfortunately there isn't a good version of it on YouTube. There are a few botched ones, but -

No Zandalee?

Nightmare Before Lateralus or GTFO.