"Scott Pilgrim" had a privilege problem.  I would certainly appreciate having an Asian high-school girl as my girlfriend, or heck, having a rotating selection of guys to sleep with!

I really wish these movies would say if its own rules were applied worldwide.

The audience I was in who was later disappointed by Die Hard 5 were pretty fucking pumped for F&F6.

Explain it to me as if I were a 5-year-old girl with leukemia.

I think we've been asking how The Lone Ranger would get made since the werewolves were going to be in it.

He was asking for it, sleeping with his mouth open and stomach unoccupied by a living being.

I liked that Italian Job remake, though all I remember is Mini-Coopers becoming popular.

Superman looks like any other reasonably buff and handsome white guy.  Why would he be the guy who is a puss-wipe and who happens to wear glasses?

Assuming you can kill crazily with limited depth perception.

That moment was not during the hook-lady-dates-assistant-principal phase.

Chrome's the ladies' man!

"I'm a little worried about being a slut."

We can only hope that our unborn children will be so awesome.

Whenever I think of John Krasinski, I think of a flat white sheet of paper.

I'm telling you, this show should have been about a group of serial killers who are all friends and go around solving mysteries in some kind of a bus that says the title of the show: "Taking A Stab At It!"

It's one of her few films that you can watch in one go without having to take a nap after five to ten minutes.

Is she a star of her magnitude?

I saw an ad for it in the subway.  Not at the stop I usually go to, but yes, at one stop.

Now she has something new to trash after she's already made money from it.

Jeff Goldblum: handsome for a man.