Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins.

Hey, I'm also there as Raheem Miah!  We could form some kind of resistance against some kind of fascists.

"Incest makes everything hotter!!!!!!", raves the Internet!!!

This next joke is about a one-eyed hooker and a person of the Polish persuasion.

Hey, Bacon's no turkey!  When he's gotta pork, he practically sizzles.

What's more metal than a thick obsidian slab puncturing the depths of the blood-red caverns betwixt the snowy peaks, seeking to pierce the Gordian Knot that ties all men together into one explosive climax of life-giving slime as old as the annals of time themselves?

That album starts out great but goes downhill after Robot Rock with a brief uptick in Technologic.

They just took it off Hulu Plus and made it web-only, which means they don't want me watching it and/or NBC sucks.

Kryptonian sounds, by a remarkable coincidence, exactly like English and Rigellian.

I'm sure someone here has said that they wished Seth MacFarlane had died on 9/11.

Oh, that's a great film.  It's on an Eclipse set with her first film, "Wings", which is also pretty great, but "The Ascent" is on another level.

First saw Stalker at the Walter Reade Theater next to Lincoln Center.  That's the way to see it.

Both Stalker and Mirror on Kino have terrible subtitles for a company that's trying to be Criterion but not getting the concept of treating films like art and not money.

That sweet jam spreads smooth over my ear-toast.

It's even more fun that that's information Neckbeard could have read on Wikipedia…instead of what he said.

So I'm not lame for not understanding anything there?

Alien emos are just as lame as human emos!  We can build a bridge to peace.

It was a DCP projection, so it looked great.  Only problem was two people who laughed through several scenes like it was a goddamn bacchanalia of hilarity.  And they weren't stupid teenagers, just stupid adults.  Stupid.

I am always surprised when I see AV Club writers names under blurbs on movie posters and in trailers.  I didn't think the outside world knew about this place.

I added them on there when 56 Up was about to come out and because Ebert supported them.  Alas, haven't got around to them…yet.