Friday: I saw "Play Misty for Me" for free at the IFC Center.  It was not exactly "Unforgiven", but it was certainly fun to see a young Jessica Walter acting crazy instead of being funny.  I really wish she would have made that face.  And I didn't think I'd want to watch Clint Eastwood make love to a woman in a spring…

I didn't think this was real until that guy spoke, because no one can impersonate being that punchable in the voice.

It's fine, I'm not registered.  They couldn't pin it on me.

I don't think this is Netflix's doing, just a super-fan.

Are you some famous gay dude?

Even the way the characters say the n-word is so rote.

I believe it was Rabin who signed a piece of paper for me that said, "Sorry about what happened to you in 'Do The Right Thing'".

They're going to really be disappointed when they see Season 11 in 2,000 years.

Sideshow Raheem and I share a name.

I'll admit, some of Testify's songs work better outside of their regrettable episodes.

I actually didn't buy this album when I first found it some years after its release, thinking that it had the same Kamp Krusty song I already had on one of the soundtrack albums.

I have a Homer Simpson magnet that says "Trying is the first step towards failure".

AY AY AY, NO ME GUSTA!

But I've always been black.  And I find eye contact far too intimate.

Yes, this show is way better than anything NBC deserves, especially with the exquisite details in cooking human lungs.

"Cancer, Fuck Off and Die of Yourself"

I have the Citizen Kane Blu-ray with that commentary, and tonight seems like the night to watch it.

I'm sure that after writing another scathing review for another bad movie he saw, he watched one of his many favorites to wash the bad taste out of his eyes and ears.

See, I can believe the real Wallace Shawn could kidnap the Princess Bride.

THE MONAGHAN IS A LITTLE DRY!