Yeah, I would not hit that girl with sex as hard.

When it comes to Carrey and the Cage, thinking is for the normies.

Horny Ellen Page pretty much trumps Swearing Chloe Grace-Moretz.

Yeah, were those mentioned in the review?  It seemed too full of stupid plot points that I'm not sure it couldn't be a typo.

Thank you for mentioning this truly great movie that still isn't widely available in this country.

So do they fudge these budget numbers on movies sometimes?  Or maybe they bought those woods for $900,000.

When you've seen it live (twice), it pretty much redefines a show opening.

This gets my lowest rating ever: seven thumbs up.

No, because I've met him twice before at New York Comic Con.

It's not a good sign when you remember a trailer more for the song than what actually happens.

I once saw him on the street, just like a regular non-Russian guyski.

Now I wish Tom Waits and Ron Perlman were pock-faced brothers.

Is he National Treasure 3?

Oh, that was a great hug…the greatest hug!

A friend of mine claims that he's French but doesn't like that to be revealed.

Sounds like a weak slap with a soggy hamburger.

Yeah, that's what I said!  Thanks for agreeing.

Albert Brooks as Hank Scorpio.  Let it be done again.

A whole part of Inception was inspired by On Her Majesty's Secret Service.

I've been to community college, and I saw only four or five puppet people there.