How many arns until the next review?  Hopefully any microt now!

When are they gonna get to Sodom and Gomorrah?!

I had all three flavors in the small bags.  Had I known they came in bigger bags, I would have worn a shirt with no sleeves to the store.

My mom, the doctor, attests to that.

Wasn't that a cougar?  Dang it, now I'm gonna be thinking about that all day.

I find the Jean era really really boring.  At least Scully could pull off some great jokes even in the most woeful episodes.  Even if that Mel Gibson episode looks regrettable in retrospect, that dog with the shifty eyes is still a class act…

Ted was damn funny, DAMN DAMN FUNNY.  Even with the usual pop culture jokes, MacFarlane's strength is all in that voice.  Or do you hate American Dad and also freedom?

Why didn't you say that before?!

Is this your first or second stroke?

I think those are actually ovals.

Same here.  It's Tim and Eric, or it's just butter.  No substitutes.

I can't open my mind to someone cheating on the Closer.

The ads I saw around town about "Even Serial Killers Need Friends" made me think it was about a fun-loving bunch of friends who are also serial killers.

A bacon cheeseburger, even!

Fast Times at Ridgemont High, though I only saw that once years ago, so I barely remember the context.

As an American, I thought you'd be more white and polite.

It didn't surprise me that Meg would do something so horrible.  None of the Griffins are paragons of good taste or decency.

I found it funny and not offensive to me.  Hm.

Why does your roommate hate America?

Should have just had Rogue and Shadowcat scissoring on Jean Grey's corpse while Cyclops wept like a laser-eyed baby.