Now I look silly having given such a stirring eulogy.  Gadsakes.

I also enjoy butts, but I prefer them between 10 and 12 inches in circumference.  I'm just a dog that way.

I also enjoy butts, but I prefer them between 10 and 12 inches in circumference.  I'm just a dog that way.

What would you ask of Roger Ailes on the day of his daughter's wedding?

What would you ask of Roger Ailes on the day of his daughter's wedding?

But will he open his sexuality for me, the guy with Squirtle Shades?

But will he open his sexuality for me, the guy with Squirtle Shades?

Isn't it basically what Smirnoff Ice is?  I like drinking that shit, but it's not something you order in public.

Isn't it basically what Smirnoff Ice is?  I like drinking that shit, but it's not something you order in public.

I'm celebrating by being a black man in America.  Oh, you can't do that?  Too bad, nigga.

That rape didn't turn me on, but it did when George Lucas and Steven Spielberg did it to Indiana Jones.

That rape didn't turn me on, but it did when George Lucas and Steven Spielberg did it to Indiana Jones.

Not even sure what that show is about, but sure, I'll look for reviews on After Elton.

Not even sure what that show is about, but sure, I'll look for reviews on After Elton.

See, that's what I like to see: frank discussion of delicious men.

See, that's what I like to see: frank discussion of delicious men.

MAAAAAAAAAAAATLOOOOOOOOOOOCK!

MAAAAAAAAAAAATLOOOOOOOOOOOCK!

The most I've seen of it was when I walked past them shooting an episode.

The most I've seen of it was when I walked past them shooting an episode.