Shiny McShine, I believe.

Shiny McShine, I believe.

Yes, they're really cool, and they look up to me like a rock star.  Like Peter Cetera, if you will.

Yes, they're really cool, and they look up to me like a rock star.  Like Peter Cetera, if you will.

I had never been aware of that road near Grand Central Station.  That's some educational shit right there.

I had never been aware of that road near Grand Central Station.  That's some educational shit right there.

Does Sony own Bing?  Because that's the only explanation for using Bing.

Does Sony own Bing?  Because that's the only explanation for using Bing.

Admittedly, I only had a problem with the voice in the first scene in the bank vault.  Something about seeing Batman in good lighting with that voice just seems silly.

Admittedly, I only had a problem with the voice in the first scene in the bank vault.  Something about seeing Batman in good lighting with that voice just seems silly.

10 years after the first, which is shocking that they could get three Spiderman films out in five years.  It does explain the lack of good in the third.

10 years after the first, which is shocking that they could get three Spiderman films out in five years.  It does explain the lack of good in the third.

Raimi put in the visual flair, sure, but his characters weren't exactly compelling.  What I remember from the second one isn't the Thanksgiving dinner; it's that amazing scene with Dr. Octopus' tentacles coming alive and the battle through New York.

Raimi put in the visual flair, sure, but his characters weren't exactly compelling.  What I remember from the second one isn't the Thanksgiving dinner; it's that amazing scene with Dr. Octopus' tentacles coming alive and the battle through New York.

After stabs, you need pads.  That's music theory right there.

After stabs, you need pads.  That's music theory right there.

Some people just hate trash and those who are in consensual relations of humping with it.

Some people just hate trash and those who are in consensual relations of humping with it.

Maybe I just like liquid chocolate men.

Maybe I just like liquid chocolate men.