I can say it that way, because I'm black.

I can say it that way, because I'm black.

He gave Auschwitz the laugh-splits!

He gave Auschwitz the laugh-splits!

I totally want to screw around on your lawn with my Sega Genesis.

I totally want to screw around on your lawn with my Sega Genesis.

I'd like to get a scoop of Cooper Vanilla on top of my Matt Bomer sundae.

I'd like to get a scoop of Cooper Vanilla on top of my Matt Bomer sundae.

Okay, okay, I'll concede to World War II and Franco-Prussian.

Okay, okay, I'll concede to World War II and Franco-Prussian.

I've been in a serious relationship with my stuffed dog, Rascal, since I was a child.

I've been in a serious relationship with my stuffed dog, Rascal, since I was a child.

As I said elsewhere, it was upsetting.  If Offdensen can't handle something, who can?

As I said elsewhere, it was upsetting.  If Offdensen can't handle something, who can?

Germans have good taste in entertainment, less so in wars.

Germans have good taste in entertainment, less so in wars.

Lesbians love Rizzoli and Isles.  They are its entire audience, and all they want to see is two women living in a sexually heated and intellectual relationship.

Lesbians love Rizzoli and Isles.  They are its entire audience, and all they want to see is two women living in a sexually heated and intellectual relationship.

I own that movie and love it all the time.  Symbiopsychotaxiplasm I have yet to sitandwatchwithfullattention, but I'm getting around to it.  Watching all the Criterion films has hit a snag since I've regained the desire to go back outside and thus cancelled my Hulu Plus subscription at the moment.

I own that movie and love it all the time.  Symbiopsychotaxiplasm I have yet to sitandwatchwithfullattention, but I'm getting around to it.  Watching all the Criterion films has hit a snag since I've regained the desire to go back outside and thus cancelled my Hulu Plus subscription at the moment.