I am shocked, SHOCKED, that you wouldn't watch an entire season of a show starring Maria Thayer!  That candy won't hunt, stranger.

I am shocked, SHOCKED, that you wouldn't watch an entire season of a show starring Maria Thayer!  That candy won't hunt, stranger.

Having just seen Flash Gordon, I must attest to the charisma of Sam Jones.

Having just seen Flash Gordon, I must attest to the charisma of Sam Jones.

Family Guy was genuinely better both before and immediately after its cancellation, but somewhere in the last three or four years, the show really stopped caring about even making funny cutaways.  The plots were never anything special, but losing the prime source of comedy has been a death knell.

Family Guy was genuinely better both before and immediately after its cancellation, but somewhere in the last three or four years, the show really stopped caring about even making funny cutaways.  The plots were never anything special, but losing the prime source of comedy has been a death knell.

I wish we could see the live birth of all presidential candidates.

I wish we could see the live birth of all presidential candidates.

I'm pretty sure that's my opinion at this time.

I'm pretty sure that's my opinion at this time.

I saw it right before the midnight showing of The Avengers.  Why?  I don't know.

I saw it right before the midnight showing of The Avengers.  Why?  I don't know.

Schizopolis was an interesting experiment, but I don't think it totally succeeds as entertaining.

Schizopolis was an interesting experiment, but I don't think it totally succeeds as entertaining.

There are women in this film?  Eh, fine.

There are women in this film?  Eh, fine.

I could have seen this movie for free, but I was a foolish youth lost in the bayou of my pride, adrift on the rotting wood of the southern idyll.

I could have seen this movie for free, but I was a foolish youth lost in the bayou of my pride, adrift on the rotting wood of the southern idyll.

I'd visit The Avengers country, take a stroll down Black Widow's boulevard.

I'd visit The Avengers country, take a stroll down Black Widow's boulevard.