The genetic material has worn thin in the Busey men.

The genetic material has worn thin in the Busey men.

I'm only 6'3" and 240 pounds.  Why must I be such a failure?

I'm only 6'3" and 240 pounds.  Why must I be such a failure?

No, that was a Tyler Perry movie in the future.  His character never went into space in the context of the film narrative.

No, that was a Tyler Perry movie in the future.  His character never went into space in the context of the film narrative.

This isn't Broke Straight Boys!

This isn't Broke Straight Boys!

I can imagine James Patterson wrote in his novel, "The man stealthily moved up the water pipe while bald."

I can imagine James Patterson wrote in his novel, "The man stealthily moved up the water pipe while bald."

I just started watching Star Trek the original series, and the last one I watched was "Charlie X".

I just started watching Star Trek the original series, and the last one I watched was "Charlie X".

He barely voiced it, but when he had lines…ZANZIBAR!

He barely voiced it, but when he had lines…ZANZIBAR!

Do ladies really smell like omelettes down there?

Do ladies really smell like omelettes down there?

My problem: I'm just barely attractive enough that my complete opposite would have to be insanely mediocre in attractiveness.

My problem: I'm just barely attractive enough that my complete opposite would have to be insanely mediocre in attractiveness.

I love this band, and I love Truffaut.

I love this band, and I love Truffaut.