Put it right under "Schizopolis".

Put it right under "Schizopolis".

The free market doesn't like scuzzy butts, but they will keep on pooping.

The free market doesn't like scuzzy butts, but they will keep on pooping.

I've got a bag of vaginas that need unloading.

I've got a bag of vaginas that need unloading.

What could that city of kangaroos have meant?

What could that city of kangaroos have meant?

The tender dip of a woman's navel is not as good as The Raid.

The tender dip of a woman's navel is not as good as The Raid.

I saw him in person, and he was thoroughly lubricated, in that he kept picking up his coffee cup and then drinking from it, coffee I presume.

I saw him in person, and he was thoroughly lubricated, in that he kept picking up his coffee cup and then drinking from it, coffee I presume.

"It's a grower, not a shower" is my new penis excuse, and Penis Excuse is my new band name.

"It's a grower, not a shower" is my new penis excuse, and Penis Excuse is my new band name.

"AU, you stole my gold watch!"

"AU, you stole my gold watch!"

I'm seeing this movie tonight (for free, boo-yaka-sha), and having seen This Film Is Not Rated and Outrage and actively seeing right now Private Practices, I have to say that I love Kirby Dick hard.

I'm seeing this movie tonight (for free, boo-yaka-sha), and having seen This Film Is Not Rated and Outrage and actively seeing right now Private Practices, I have to say that I love Kirby Dick hard.

Agreed.  Depth is what makes 3-D.  I used to not like it just for the fact that I didn't like things being poked at my face that weren't there.

Agreed.  Depth is what makes 3-D.  I used to not like it just for the fact that I didn't like things being poked at my face that weren't there.