I was so close to that movie that I didn't mind being cold and distant to its presence, rather letting its money comfort what it can never truly have from me.

I'm sure all of us have the Police Squad DVD and the Naked Gun box set.

I'm sure all of us have the Police Squad DVD and the Naked Gun box set.

Yes, that's what I'm doing now!  I mean, I could do it the less legal way, but I'm a good person for now.

Yes, that's what I'm doing now!  I mean, I could do it the less legal way, but I'm a good person for now.

Darn your lack of a contraction!

Darn your lack of a contraction!

I think she's too realistic a person to be in The Simpsons.  Especially now.

I think she's too realistic a person to be in The Simpsons.  Especially now.

It took until season three before they drank bleach.

It took until season three before they drank bleach.

Where have you been watching them, perchance?  I had a place once, but gone it is.

Where have you been watching them, perchance?  I had a place once, but gone it is.

Aside from Lennon and Beefheart, it's just a bitter batch of broken bitches blaming the Beatles for their bad business.

Aside from Lennon and Beefheart, it's just a bitter batch of broken bitches blaming the Beatles for their bad business.

I missed the irony in that myself.  I mean, I don't buy bootlegs, so I'm not giving back to anyone!  I feel good about that.

I missed the irony in that myself.  I mean, I don't buy bootlegs, so I'm not giving back to anyone!  I feel good about that.

It's a little tiresome that the villains are always one step ahead.  The Light must have several back-up plans behind their original back-up plans that coincide with their grand plans.

It's a little tiresome that the villains are always one step ahead.  The Light must have several back-up plans behind their original back-up plans that coincide with their grand plans.

In the post-DADT army, will we finally see Pauly Shore and Andy Dick kiss?