In the post-DADT army, will we finally see Pauly Shore and Andy Dick kiss?

[Googles "Man With Half A Face"]

[Googles "Man With Half A Face"]

That was not a good morning to go skinny-dipping in WTC Lake.

That was not a good morning to go skinny-dipping in WTC Lake.

Is that from that Makoto Shinkai movie?  The one with the train and the snow?

Is that from that Makoto Shinkai movie?  The one with the train and the snow?

That girl is way out of that kid's league.

That girl is way out of that kid's league.

Don't you mean musicals are the lowest form of entertainment?

Don't you mean musicals are the lowest form of entertainment?

Without any effort on my part, I've seen all of Anderson's films despite not being a big fan of his.

Without any effort on my part, I've seen all of Anderson's films despite not being a big fan of his.

YOU WILL THEN TAKE A SHORT BREAK!

YOU WILL THEN TAKE A SHORT BREAK!

If only all MRFs were that attractive.

If only all MRFs were that attractive.

I'm sorry to say, but porn beat you to it.  Beat you off, rather.

I'm sorry to say, but porn beat you to it.  Beat you off, rather.

If you like an average-looking girl getting jizzed on while pretending to be an 11-year-old, you just might be my brother.