If you like an average-looking girl getting jizzed on while pretending to be an 11-year-old, you just might be my brother.

I can't wait to hear the latest recordings of former slaves, featuring a collaboration with El-P.

I can't wait to hear the latest recordings of former slaves, featuring a collaboration with El-P.

The site's still up and running, but it just doesn't get the respect it used to ever since YouTube blew up.

Pulp Fiction may be getting its Criterion due soon.

Pulp Fiction may be getting its Criterion due soon.

He should have added a Corgi to his entourage.

He should have added a Corgi to his entourage.

Slip her a Rufio.

Slip her a Rufio.

Until further notice, I'm gonna go with the medical professionals' opinions on what goes on in my head.  It sounds accurate, and I have no reason to believe that it's not true.

Until further notice, I'm gonna go with the medical professionals' opinions on what goes on in my head.  It sounds accurate, and I have no reason to believe that it's not true.

That pedophile movie should have just been the live-action adaptation of Kodomo no Jikan.  I'd see that!

That pedophile movie should have just been the live-action adaptation of Kodomo no Jikan.  I'd see that!

I have Asperger's, diagnosed several times, and Harmon may have that hyper-focus thing going on.  And it's a spectrum; Abed and I share similar qualities, but I'm not as emotionally stalwart as he is nor do I have the same speech affectations.

I have Asperger's, diagnosed several times, and Harmon may have that hyper-focus thing going on.  And it's a spectrum; Abed and I share similar qualities, but I'm not as emotionally stalwart as he is nor do I have the same speech affectations.

Do I still have a goatee?

Do I still have a goatee?

Four years writing about House?

Four years writing about House?