That makes a lot of sense.  A lot of American sense, even more Mexican sense.

It's too bad that Metalocalypse can't find a perfect length to tell its story.  22 minutes was too long for stories that didn't need that time, and 11 minutes is too short to tell the first continuous season arc.

Buy: lambs of God

I want Werner Herzog on my home answering machine.

The Flanderization has never ceased to annoy me, and this episode had it in Bible blasts.

Plus, Really Tall Man was in the hospital room.

It made me laugh, so I have to agree: it didn't feel like a Simpsons joke from 2012.

I should get that picture of the mother and daughter kissing in lingerie and put it on a t-shirt.

There's an episode I want to see.

Clearly, they don't explain why an old pedophile would want a fat teenage boy.

Batz Zorin II stared at the calendars at Accurate Calendars.  There was one with a horse kissing another horse that had the right number of days for April.  That's when Les Chappell strutted in his jean jacket that had a picture of a zombie riding a skateboard that said "Too Cool to Live".

Balls deep in those hermaphrodites?  I'm with you there, Carl.

Will Itchy and Scratchy ever get to the fireworks factory?

Isn't that the woeful parody book by The Harvard Lampoon?

I've never seen any of these movies.  Marathon or not?

Fine by me, I already got both my Assman and Magnitude t-shirts.

I've had an idea for a horror movie in the "dead teenagers" vein, but it really ups the gruesomeness when you are seeing actual teenagers being fake-killed on-screen.  That's visceral, that's cinema.

Omar was in The Incredible Hulk, just one scene in Harlem, wearing a Hawaiian shirt.

Possibly the lack of a name.

I call my penis "Indie Piffle".