He really made me believe he was talking to robots.  I'm not even being sarcastic.

It had too much plot.  Get to the killing, stay for the more killing.

Too geeky to be a hunk, too hunky to be a geek.

I forgot that movie existed.  Imagine my surprise when I see it at my local library.

I didn't even think "Simpsons reference!"  Just sounds like a common phrase at this point.

How dare a slur be inaccurate!

Blacks being compared to cavemen would be a step up from being compared to monkeys.  Baby steps for bigots, if you will.

I honor her decision and respect her decision, but I still have to say…

The Avengers had an unfair advantage in being more awesome.

As a former resident of Chapel Hill for 13 years, I was used to the liberal spirit of that quaint college town.  The Independent was the free weekly who openly bashed Bush, and we all could openly speak about being gay for Proust.

It's like using leftover grease: it's such a hassle to dispose of it properly that you might as well just feed it to the dogs.

I'm willing to do it, but I don't have my icon-killing bullets.

Am I the only black metal fan?  That is to say, I'm black and a metal fan?

I saw the unintentional Klan costumes, the Hitler mustache, and the lowercase t looking like a cross that would be burned.

I'm sure I'm not the only one who already loved him from his days as Hal on Malcolm in the Middle, though I would like to suggest my superiority in that respect.

Brian's phone message was great if only for McFarlane's voice reading.  Plus, Bang Bros. have way better sites than Captain Stabbin'.  If that's real.

I love Herzog's voice, and if I had met him when he was in NYC, maybe he would have put his voice as my outgoing voicemail message.

How old was she when Police Academy came out?

Beadie was pretty much the lawyer character.  Good for a lay, but I only remember her talking law and doing McNulty.

I put grapes in the fridge, not in my butt.  LIKE YOUR MOM!