So they don't use the alien ball to shoot a black kid after talking about how they have to find out if his cum is green through cock-sucking?

"Bow Wow" is right.  This episode was a hound dog, and like the best dogs, it knows how to rock.  HIT IT!

I give it one dick-wiggle out of four erections.

I didn't even smoke pot until I was 18.  And I have yet to smash a room.

Real cancer patients don't bounce.  Hence why you don't donate trampolines to them.

Frasier was good down to the last drop.  I just woke up.

Wasn't the premise that the show "Darkplace" didn't run very long?

It's amazing that they also centered it all around that pivotal camping trip.  And though it got dark, there was light at the end of the series.

Man, that show was blue-tinted.  I enjoyed it and then dropped it, but they were great at finding actors that looked like the same person at different ages.

Having just watched Season 5 on Blu-ray after having it for more than a year and watching the latest episodes on Netflix, it is still good if not sometimes better.  Case in point: "The Late Philip J. Fry".

I've never even seen The New Class, because all the class I need was cut with Zack and the gang.

Nah, man, I ain't gay.  I'll do him in the butt like a man.

I don't throw around two awfuls in one go, but this movie deserves three.  Its suckiness comes through stronger on basic cable.

Everyone's out to fuck over the vaginas.

It's a good movie to watch with your family during foreplay.

The Piano That Couldn't Slow Down.

He's quite good at making all his characters' faces look like waking death.

My stepdad is on the cover of the Kudzu musical soundtrack.  He's the black guy.

The strip's creator, classy guy that he is, made a joke that Jon Stewart molested little boys.

It just didn't have enough jokes about dicks and farts.