I used to dig through recycling bins to read the comics.

I'm surprised "cake boy" didn't catch on.  I'd like a slice of Paul Rudd, please.

The world of archery is on the cutting edge of technology.  Some sarcasm there.

Just say "Assvengers".  That will put butts in anus-seats.

For the cost of movie tickets, you best be getting at least two hours each time.

The first four rows will get wet from the eight rows behind them.

SPOILER: The bridge that swore to marry Bruce gets blown up.

Best be DCAU Question, buddy.

The Human Condition was awesome all the way through.  Soul-crushingly, gut-wrenchingly awesome.

I didn't catch the first part, but the second part was clear.

I passed through that thing in Union Square.  I must have missed most of it, because three hours later, it was all gone.

I saw this trailer after seeing Raid: The Redemption.

That lends much credence to my Princess Diaries slash fiction.

They're usually worn out by then.

The remake was buried on top of an ancient Indian burial ground.

CRAIG T. NELSON HELPS US PLAY!

If they're at least double digits, you can get up in their tidbits.

God damn you, Cipher.

Are the commercials that awful?  I don't watch that many TV shows on Hulu, but those ads aren't even a minute long.  You pay $7.99 for several hundred hours of stuff to watch, you can stand two minutes of ads per show.  Not even ads for the Criterion movies, the other movies as well, maybe.

This new shit isn't worth my Bulldog Drummond.