I remember Foggy Nelson clearly.

pulse or gtfo

You're right, it's that one.

Plus his genitals are green.  Possibly veiny.

Sometimes Hulk should punch or throw things.  That's what makes Captain America so popular.

Not many shows have one-year-olds kissing.

Then I pulls out my dick!

Jason Heller and Oliver Sava could beat up these heroes.

Forgotten about who?  Who are we talking about?!

I have mine in a shoebox.  But which shoebox?  YOU'LL NEVER KNOW!

Marvel: "U mad, comic book fans?"

I enjoyed this episode immensely, especially because I know who Treat Williams is after seeing The Phantom where he played the villain with the least threatening voice ever.

Antarctica: Simpsons Did It.

I haven't been to No Homers in a long time.  Even the one Homer has become increasingly negative.

My butt-crack is so long that if it was a horse's face, it could lick you from the ceiling while I'm doing 1,000 pull-ups.

Sabu really made me believe that a brown boy could live in the jungle and then be civilized.

This post is juuuuuust right…

I'm not sure if you're also being sarcastic about "the Fine Art of Television Art Criticism", because this article isn't even directed towards television critics.  It's directed towards people who say simple things to discredit a work of fiction.

He worked his way through school selling pussy rings to more fortunate children.

Not sure if real or joke pretentiousness.