Yes, but which child in that picture gets it?  The mystery puts butts in seats and then immediately out of them.

Let's just make this comment thread a laid-back and not inherently important wanderer of minor epiphanies, small talk, and tiny anecdotes.

Some do, but also not the point.

John Goodman BEFORE HE WAS FAMOUS had a minor role as a cop in C.H.U.D.

Drawn Together just threw out offensiveness like a tub of dead babies.

I'm not into black chicks most of the time.  Sometimes South Asian or Middle Eastern.

That statement is such a white-person-who-isn't-Irish sentence.

Yes, let's spread this saga wide open.

Says the person who didn't understand what I said.  Sweat the details, such as that I'm not disappointed in not seeing The Incredible Hulk.  I've seen it; it just seems stupid that AMC could get it but Regal couldn't…as if a mediocre movie would be hard to get if you're gonna have your marathon competing against a…

I thought he just had a lot of lint on one shoulder.

I'd let that guy whip me and rob me of my human rights…as long as I got to be in the house.

If you really must text during a movie, don't go to one, it's as simple as that.

I'm curious about what else is good about Texas.

It breaks and they die.  No mercy in this dojo.

I'll bend them to my specific…BONER!

If I wanted to be around two 10-year-old girls in the dark, I wouldn't be seeing a movie at the same time.

Is it really easier to bring a newborn out in public rather than just keeping your new-parent misery within the home?

That guy sounds like a cunty shit-eating baby-rapist.

I remember a kid running around in the theater when I saw Kill Bill Vol. 1.

The IFC Center doesn't even have to enforce that rule.  They basically flash "No cell phones" for a few seconds on-screen, and I don't think I've heard so much as a vibrating phone during a movie there.