I don't care for bringing in one can of soda: it's too small, and it makes noise.

Let them roam outside.  I want to watch "Whore's Glory" in peace.

And then The Wire shows up or something.

Ssssssssssssssssssssss…that's steam.

I'll admit, I will skip a comedy in the theater since they don't require a cinematic experience.  But I don't regret it when I'm laughing my head off with several other people in a theater.  Heck, I saw Borat in a theater with four other guys sitting behind me, and it was still pretty great.

Wasn't it rated R?  Maybe they expected to see Sean Penn's boobs.

Fuck you, Regal.  I'm sticking with AMC: they have a much better rewards system, they have matinees for six dollars before noon (yeah, it's New York), they have much better theaters, and their movie marathons are quite excellent.  Seriously, Regal couldn't even get The Incredible Hulk for their Marvel movie…

"Spladow" - the sound of one handful of semen spattering

I think we just found Boca Raton's new town motto.

If only we had stuck to being an autonomous collective…

There's more quirk per capita in this movie than should be ingested by any person, manic pixie or otherwise.

A movie about a giant mechanical man would be nearly impossible to screw up.

I call it "television", because TV is a nickname, and television is no friend of mine.

It's time we have more government regulation of prostitution.

The adjectives really come alive on-screen.

That observation is on par with realizing that Mel Gibson in Lethal Weapon 2 calls Germans from South Africa "Nazis" in a disparaging tone.

"given that hers is the only character who’s both wealthy and white, [it] undermines the film’s inchoate humanism."

Those are battle scars from being on Battlestars.

I've been to Asheville, and it's quite big.  Even has a mansion there and a fancy McDonald's.

I have also seen them all, and plenty are terrible.  I saw the best ones years prior to seeing the rest.