Jack Warden was a lucky man….until that astronaut shot her in the face.

Jack Warden was a lucky man….until that astronaut shot her in the face.

It's the last place in town that serves…Orange Crush.

It's the last place in town that serves…Orange Crush.

Is it just me or is Catherine Keener rocking the hell out of that turtleneck?

Is it just me or is Catherine Keener rocking the hell out of that turtleneck?

HIt the music!

HIt the music!

I think Morton needs to take a few courses in the Terry Garvin School of Self Defense.

I think Morton needs to take a few courses in the Terry Garvin School of Self Defense.

I've seen that at least 50 times and I'll be damned if I don't crack up every time.

I've seen that at least 50 times and I'll be damned if I don't crack up every time.

Yes, which is why my son is named Donkey Kong Jr Jr.

Yes, which is why my son is named Donkey Kong Jr Jr.

Everybody knows that Dusty ripped off Superstar Billy Graham. The only thing of value Patterson ever contributed was being on the receiving end of Ernie Ladd's insults.

Everybody knows that Dusty ripped off Superstar Billy Graham. The only thing of value Patterson ever contributed was being on the receiving end of Ernie Ladd's insults.

@avclub-9a190b2d3a7c7fae28cef4c7bf821b12:disqus  I'm not sure what the rules are for really gross stories so I'll just say that if your curiosity gets the better of you then Google "Jimmy Valiant" "Prostitute" and "Glass table".

@avclub-9a190b2d3a7c7fae28cef4c7bf821b12:disqus  I'm not sure what the rules are for really gross stories so I'll just say that if your curiosity gets the better of you then Google "Jimmy Valiant" "Prostitute" and "Glass table".

LOOK AT THESE MOOSSELS! CAMERA MAN! ZOOM!

LOOK AT THESE MOOSSELS! CAMERA MAN! ZOOM!