Big fucking deal…

Big fucking deal…

The "E" stands for "extreme". Or as Paul would pronounce it, "EEEEXXTRREEEEEMMMMMEEE!!!"

The "E" stands for "extreme". Or as Paul would pronounce it, "EEEEXXTRREEEEEMMMMMEEE!!!"

A foot fetish isn't all that creepy compared to the Jimmy Valiant story

A foot fetish isn't all that creepy compared to the Jimmy Valiant story

Good a place as any to post this:

Good a place as any to post this:

Cancer. From smoking.

Cancer. From smoking.

The reason why Thunderbolt Patterson never really made it in wrestling is because he sucked at 10 decibels. Hell, Tony Atlas was worse than he was and he somehow made a pretty good living off of wrestling (eventually blowing it all on crack, but whatever).

The reason why Thunderbolt Patterson never really made it in wrestling is because he sucked at 10 decibels. Hell, Tony Atlas was worse than he was and he somehow made a pretty good living off of wrestling (eventually blowing it all on crack, but whatever).

It's why the Missing Link could never book his own flights.

It's why the Missing Link could never book his own flights.

Parkay.

Parkay.

Oh yeah, Deathmate. I haven't thought about that in years. I know I owned it and I read it but I'll be damned if I could tell you a single thing about it except it had a foil cover. I think there was some guy in red underwear with the nuclear symbol on his chest. Or something.

Oh yeah, Deathmate. I haven't thought about that in years. I know I owned it and I read it but I'll be damned if I could tell you a single thing about it except it had a foil cover. I think there was some guy in red underwear with the nuclear symbol on his chest. Or something.

And that old woman is Marge Schott.

And that old woman is Marge Schott.