This should get your hate goin':

This should get your hate goin':

Any time I have to use a photo of myself for some reason other than a family picture I always put X's on my eyes as a goof. Do I have to stop now?

Any time I have to use a photo of myself for some reason other than a family picture I always put X's on my eyes as a goof. Do I have to stop now?

Is Armstrong purposely trying to out-smarm Dane Cook these days? His face is downright punchable anymore.

Is Armstrong purposely trying to out-smarm Dane Cook these days? His face is downright punchable anymore.

@avclub-de4a08d644135b09bd7e1a592dff156b:disqus  But I'm the only one who's got a driver's license and my dad will let me use the van on Thursdays and Saturdays! How else are  you going to get to the gigs?

@avclub-de4a08d644135b09bd7e1a592dff156b:disqus  But I'm the only one who's got a driver's license and my dad will let me use the van on Thursdays and Saturdays! How else are  you going to get to the gigs?

Stop being such a lame stain and bringing your harsh realm on everybody, you cob nobbler.

Stop being such a lame stain and bringing your harsh realm on everybody, you cob nobbler.

The Faith No More reunion was pretty epic.

The Faith No More reunion was pretty epic.

It smells like a burning church.

It smells like a burning church.

*Licks pick axe*……Nuthin'!

*Licks pick axe*……Nuthin'!

The tulips there are lovely.

The tulips there are lovely.

I have an awesome name for a band. Are you ready? Soul Gravity! It's like, we're not just a band but we, you know, we're all deep and stuff. We talk about real issues, man! Yeah! So here's the riff I came up with for our first song….Duh nuh nuh nuh der der duuuuuunnn!!!

I have an awesome name for a band. Are you ready? Soul Gravity! It's like, we're not just a band but we, you know, we're all deep and stuff. We talk about real issues, man! Yeah! So here's the riff I came up with for our first song….Duh nuh nuh nuh der der duuuuuunnn!!!