"Tweem", it will star Taylor Lautner and that girl from iCarly.

"Tweem", it will star Taylor Lautner and that girl from iCarly.

It's official, if your band name includes the word "dragon" you're oppressively cheesy.

It's official, if your band name includes the word "dragon" you're oppressively cheesy.

Seriously, just stop. Claire's not going to have sex with you so drop the charade.

Seriously, just stop. Claire's not going to have sex with you so drop the charade.

So how much money does your dad make?

So how much money does your dad make?

So CZ isn't willing to face up to the negative reaction to something she wrote. I guess she's looking to get on TGWTG.

So CZ isn't willing to face up to the negative reaction to something she wrote. I guess she's looking to get on TGWTG.

If you had to hang around this family for a single afternoon you'd change your tune real fast.

If you had to hang around this family for a single afternoon you'd change your tune real fast.

I'll have you know, Mr. O'Neill, my Target alarm clock is more than just "pretty decent". An apology is in order.

I'll have you know, Mr. O'Neill, my Target alarm clock is more than just "pretty decent". An apology is in order.

If there's anything less funny than a hipster it's a comedy about hipsters. Case in point: Portlandia.

If there's anything less funny than a hipster it's a comedy about hipsters. Case in point: Portlandia.

Is this a gritty remake of that Burt Reynolds/Lori Anderson/Ned Beatty flick? Can Nicole Kidman drive a race car?

Is this a gritty remake of that Burt Reynolds/Lori Anderson/Ned Beatty flick? Can Nicole Kidman drive a race car?

His ass wears a hat too.

His ass wears a hat too.