As bad as Chad Johnson is the Dolphins got off lucky compared to my Seahawks who signed TERRELL WASHED UP OWENS yesterday. Why do I like this team again?

As bad as Chad Johnson is the Dolphins got off lucky compared to my Seahawks who signed TERRELL WASHED UP OWENS yesterday. Why do I like this team again?

Not a Panthers fan, but congratulations on the team no longer using that ultra 90's font anymore.

Not a Panthers fan, but congratulations on the team no longer using that ultra 90's font anymore.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Bring what? 10 excessive celebration penalties?

Bring what? 10 excessive celebration penalties?

My girlfriend and I were too distracted by our conversation about Daniel Craig's chihuahua head.

My girlfriend and I were too distracted by our conversation about Daniel Craig's chihuahua head.

Makayla Maroney
The One Trick Pony

Makayla Maroney
The One Trick Pony

The first time I saw Blake do his beast growl thing I became a fan of the guy. I didn't see it coming and when he did I bust out in laughter. The guy's cool as shit.

The first time I saw Blake do his beast growl thing I became a fan of the guy. I didn't see it coming and when he did I bust out in laughter. The guy's cool as shit.

I didn't notice that but I did notice that of the four (yes, a staggering FOUR!) jumps they did show all four did a weird shuffle before running, two had crazy eyes, one screamed like a scared house cat before running, and another looked like she could have a second career in roller derby. This was far more…

I didn't notice that but I did notice that of the four (yes, a staggering FOUR!) jumps they did show all four did a weird shuffle before running, two had crazy eyes, one screamed like a scared house cat before running, and another looked like she could have a second career in roller derby. This was far more…

@avclub-eaaf6236c28c668e40fdf9b17394b7ec:disqus That's a horrible idea. The guy has a personality of a sack of wet pretzels and is a chronic mumbler. I know NBC is up Phelps ass but even they have to know that having him talk is total death.

@avclub-eaaf6236c28c668e40fdf9b17394b7ec:disqus That's a horrible idea. The guy has a personality of a sack of wet pretzels and is a chronic mumbler. I know NBC is up Phelps ass but even they have to know that having him talk is total death.

Yup, saw that too.

Yup, saw that too.