It wouldn't have been so bad if Phelps was articulate, intelligent, or camera friendly. But as it was, jeez was that segment a slog.

It wouldn't have been so bad if Phelps was articulate, intelligent, or camera friendly. But as it was, jeez was that segment a slog.

If I were Beiber I'd be investing my money before my career goes into the predictable and unavoidable toilet.

If I were Beiber I'd be investing my money before my career goes into the predictable and unavoidable toilet.

Did anyone else want more of the Triple Jump instead of the one solid minute of coverage that it got? Not only is that a very impressive event but the women who competed in it were squirrelly as all hell. I wanted to know more about them instead of yet another Michael Phelps circle jerk.

Did anyone else want more of the Triple Jump instead of the one solid minute of coverage that it got? Not only is that a very impressive event but the women who competed in it were squirrelly as all hell. I wanted to know more about them instead of yet another Michael Phelps circle jerk.

I'll be honest. I felt worse for the poor Canadian girl who face planted on her first vault and came up lame on her second. For her I have complete sympathy for. Maroney, not so much, and it's not just because she has a "bitch face". The commentary team were so gung ho in broadcasting that her gold medal was in the…

I'll be honest. I felt worse for the poor Canadian girl who face planted on her first vault and came up lame on her second. For her I have complete sympathy for. Maroney, not so much, and it's not just because she has a "bitch face". The commentary team were so gung ho in broadcasting that her gold medal was in the…

Faint praise indeed.

Faint praise indeed.

It stinks.

It stinks.

Idiot control now

Idiot control now

I've seen Red Zone Cuba a few times but I still don't have the gumption to try Skydivers yet.

I've seen Red Zone Cuba a few times but I still don't have the gumption to try Skydivers yet.

"That's our one song, Fish Picker, goodnight everyone!"

"That's our one song, Fish Picker, goodnight everyone!"

"Hey!"
"What?"
BANG!
"Oh!"

"Hey!"
"What?"
BANG!
"Oh!"