Passing a gallstone the size of a cantaloupe.

I'm sorry I missed the Chuck E Cheese stories, those would shoot my HT stories out of the water.

I'm sorry I missed the Chuck E Cheese stories, those would shoot my HT stories out of the water.

During the Huey Lewis hey dey the radio station would play the live version of "Heart Of Rock n' Roll" instead of the album version because at the end when Huey is going down the list of cities he said "Detroit!….PORTLAND, OREGON!" to a huge pop from crowd. I hear that every single time now.

During the Huey Lewis hey dey the radio station would play the live version of "Heart Of Rock n' Roll" instead of the album version because at the end when Huey is going down the list of cities he said "Detroit!….PORTLAND, OREGON!" to a huge pop from crowd. I hear that every single time now.

Fart, you beat me to it.

Fart, you beat me to it.

The worst song ever is that bullshit that Mewithoutyou sang about a crow and a fox stealing treats of a baker's cart. I could listen to death metal all day and not feel a thing but if you play the first 5 seconds of that song I will kill take a machete to an orphanage and go Anakin on those brats. "We Are The World"…

The worst song ever is that bullshit that Mewithoutyou sang about a crow and a fox stealing treats of a baker's cart. I could listen to death metal all day and not feel a thing but if you play the first 5 seconds of that song I will kill take a machete to an orphanage and go Anakin on those brats. "We Are The World"…

I'm sorry. It's just too loud.

I'm sorry. It's just too loud.

I do have to admit that when a girl walks by with an itty bitty waist with a round thing in my face I do, in fact, get quite sprung.

I do have to admit that when a girl walks by with an itty bitty waist with a round thing in my face I do, in fact, get quite sprung.

This is a no brainer. "Freeze Frame" by J Geils Band.

This is a no brainer. "Freeze Frame" by J Geils Band.

I can see him throttling Morgan on camera while screaming "Try to pin this one on me, you bastards!" right into the lens.

I can see him throttling Morgan on camera while screaming "Try to pin this one on me, you bastards!" right into the lens.

Just ask Bret Michaels.

Just ask Bret Michaels.

Q: What do you find in Kirk's toilet?