Q: What do you find in Kirk's toilet?

You mean over rated?

You mean over rated?

Yes. Yes it does.

Yes. Yes it does.

To be a nerd in this day and age you have to do something that is tragically uncool, like Virtual Boy fan fiction or Nu Metal.

To be a nerd in this day and age you have to do something that is tragically uncool, like Virtual Boy fan fiction or Nu Metal.

Incidentally, Mastur Bat is the name of my vampire villain in my new book, "Thu Luttur 'E' Dous Not Uxist"

Incidentally, Mastur Bat is the name of my vampire villain in my new book, "Thu Luttur 'E' Dous Not Uxist"

Confession time: I used to work for Hot Topic. Why? Because they hired me.

Confession time: I used to work for Hot Topic. Why? Because they hired me.

That is the saddest condom I've ever seen.

That is the saddest condom I've ever seen.

Did you ask that last question with a little hope?

Did you ask that last question with a little hope?

Wanna know why Fonda asked for a divorce? Because Ted would always Hanoi Jane!

Wanna know why Fonda asked for a divorce? Because Ted would always Hanoi Jane!

I'm not a superhero and that's exactly what I want.

I'm not a superhero and that's exactly what I want.

Ever meet anyone who pronounce "wolf" as "woof"? It's hysterical.