Ever meet anyone who pronounce "wolf" as "woof"? It's hysterical.

Ever meet anyone who pronounce "wolf" as "woof"? It's hysterical.

Chuck, fuck, or marry: Jane Fonda, Bridget Fonda, Bridget Bardot.

Chuck, fuck, or marry: Jane Fonda, Bridget Fonda, Bridget Bardot.

(Hides copy of Logan's Run)

(Hides copy of Logan's Run)

You can do side bend or sit ups
But please don't lose that butt

You can do side bend or sit ups
But please don't lose that butt

I thought he was the guy who stopped the Martian invasion by playing Slim Whitman on a loudspeaker. Then he told Natalie Portman that it was a good idea to live in a teepee.

I thought he was the guy who stopped the Martian invasion by playing Slim Whitman on a loudspeaker. Then he told Natalie Portman that it was a good idea to live in a teepee.

Not to mention his attempts at creating his own movies, which are chock full of the most obvious, cliche jokes that a borscht belt comedian wouldn't touch.

Not to mention his attempts at creating his own movies, which are chock full of the most obvious, cliche jokes that a borscht belt comedian wouldn't touch.

Two words: Shit Sandwich.

Two words: Shit Sandwich.

You mean the recording of his phone call to his secretary?

You mean the recording of his phone call to his secretary?

It's "grad-ee-ated" but I gave it a like anyway.

It's "grad-ee-ated" but I gave it a like anyway.

Let me guess. you thought that "Party Hard" cover by Grouplove was just super, didn't you?

Let me guess. you thought that "Party Hard" cover by Grouplove was just super, didn't you?