If only the audience finds her half as interesting as she finds herself then maybe three rotten shows might be justified.

Ever hear Dinah the Winnipeg Whore tell the joke about the duck? It's surprisingly endearing.

I liked RVWC but I was constantly distracted by how Oscar Beregi's gut was cut off by his belt at the apex of his girth. That has to be uncomfortable as all hell.

"Part Time, Full Serve" It works on two levels.

Oh shit! Klamamu? Is that you? Damn, small world.

Replace "sun" with "Saturn" and "throwing pickles" with "squeezing breast milk straight from the nipple", then yes.

You know those little bacteria on your skin whose entire life span is a fraction of a second? I was one of those at least 11 times.

If he has no real job how does he cash a paycheck every week?

Oh, moose muffins…

Where was Zooey DeschenIdon'tcarehowhernameisspelled for this dreck so Fischer could have gone off and done something better?

This sounds oppressively bleak. I'm depressed just reading the review.

The final track to Primus's Brown Album?

A lot of women did.

Yessiree pop

Not with the same panache, gusto, or frequency.

"I think I got this case solved, you see…huh huh huh huh…NOW! The crook came in through the window, bip bip bip bip, over to the fridge, bop bop bop bop, like that, see? Then he opened the fridge and he saw the Jello-O, and it looked so tasty and fruity he just had to…..AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! Pour it in his face! And…

Eventually it leads to suff-a-ring…

I knew I was wrong but I ran with it anyway. A correction was absolutely necessary. Thank you for providing the correct line.

Small GovernMints. Perfect for any Tea Party!

Fish! Plankton! Sea grass! And greens from the sea!