Wanna see my impression of John F Kennedy?

Pro gay marraige
Pro universal health care
Pro choice
Pro immigration

If that fucking show is satire then the crocoduck exists.

I fell asleep 40 minutes in.

And as a former resident of the AFC West but with some still lingering bitterness from the days of Elway it is customary for me to point and laugh at you and say "Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Good luck with Frankenstein and his broken freaking neck!"

Stroker Ace is whiter than this, even with Bubba Smith.

I think I have that issue of Mad where they bash on immigration. In fact, I have it right here:

Michael Moore is a loudmouthed schnook.

Listen kid! Tell your old man to drag Walton up and down the court for 48 minutes!

Frankie Munez?

Conservatives are strange. They cannot actively perform satire on purpose yet they can execute it perfectly on accident.

Money. Or at least the idea of pandering to those with money who will get you that pony you always wanted but could never have because of your stupid rotten ideals, dag nabbit.

"Corn? I don't remember eating corn."

Because bad reviews are fun to read.

From who? Jackoffs with no taste?

About a year ago I went to see my friend's band and she was there performing with one of her side bands. It was one of those insufferable hipster "ain't we something?" artificial homespun jamboree bullshit bands that I couldn't wait to be over. They handed out lyric sheets and expected everyone to sing along. They…

He's like an old west Courtney Love.

Ernie Ladd did it better.

The Heckyl tribe, not to be confused with the Jekyll tribe.

A ball point banana!