The Photoshop on that picture…yee gads. Someone got paid for that.

But Sebastian Bach couldn't really do it…

It would have been better with Savion Glover.

Sounds like anime, which means it's high pitched dreck for social lepers.

Really? How could you tell? Did he dance with a boner?

Just in case that wasn't sarcasm: http://garfieldminusgarfiel…

Tom Cruise as a heterosexual. I didn't buy it at all.

Whoever came up with Quack Pack should have been fired on the spot for suggesting it.

I own a Darkwing Duck shirt and where it with no shame even though I am far past the age where I should be doing this.

I'll do you one further, web comics. I had a friend try to get me into a few and in every case the main character was a poorly veiled author avatar that may as well have been Poochy (and yes, they are all drawn like shit, in case you were curious). The reason comic publishers exist is to create at least an average…

Michael Cera is real life qualifies. He thinks way to highly of himself for being a one trick pony who looks like a dyke.

Did anyone else get the feeling that at some point during one of those cartoons Eeyore would walk off screen and………BANG!

That and Ducktales. Woo-oo!

In high school I knew I guy who may as well have been Ferris Bueller. The guy could get away with murder. In reality he was actually pretty cool but at the time I wanted to punch him so hard.

Except when it comes to raising kids.

Seinfeld definitely has the look about him that he doesn't know how really lame he is. It's like his mother still picks out clothes for him.

Shit.

Bull.

It's a train wreck, yeah, but it doesn't make the full circle back to being entertaining for me. Everything about it was the drizzling shits from the CGI to the acting to the story. Then to top it off we have the human can of RC Cola as the big hero whose performance was less convincing than the bogus glow of the GL…

Ryan Reynolds. Green Lantern. Full stop.