Weird. Thought I replied to this, but it seems to have disappeared.

For two seconds I thought for a hot second that they were going back to the book and that the Salvatore brothers would help Matt learn their mother tongue. And then I realized it was a product placement and woke up. :p

I'm with you, but I think we're probably going to get Jeremy'd.

"Miranda"?

You caught that too? I found it interesting that, like Quinn, Kitty ended up all googly for Artie for a hot second. Oh, it may bleed over to next season, but this is Glee- everything that builds fizzles out in a hot second. Or never gets explored, or is retconned, or is immediately forgotten—

Yeah, that was borderline offensive. As is the attendant assumption that Sam is so dumb that we're probably stuck with him for another season. Maybe he and Blaine could be a couple next year?

I can't believe I'm about to say this, but you think you can break away from this show? Seriously? AS IF YOU COULD OUTRUN IT. AS IF YOU COULD oh God I can't even finish that thinly veiled reference to another shitty piece of pop culture that held the world hostage for WAY longer than it should have.

You said: "If my reaction to Cassandra July smiling warmly and saying, “You’re gonna get it. I know you will, Rachel,” is supposed to be anything other than “RUN!” then I’d say these characters need a very special episode on self-respect."

Since my sister and I get a kick out of hearing our names spoken in the dulcet tones of faux vamps every week, we throw our support behind this proposal wholeheartedly.

Me three. Was actually expecting her to say she was going to a.) kill herself or #2. off the boys.

Well, she did get this review up awful fast and there's no picture attached, so…

You had me at Oregon, but this. This is just too much.

In the living room fireplace, with Damon's 150yo Scotch!

His went to Finn Hudson by mistake.

Another death I was torn on: On one hand, she seemed pretty dead which meant Caroline might actually take Klaus up on his offer to see the world, which sounded cool for a hot second. On the other, the whole Caroline/Sheriff Forbes mother-daughter thing was AWESOME and it sucked that it was ending.

No really, she does have Quetzia's blood. It's in a jar, under her bed.

Seriously. That's some major disloyalty, there. Without that tip money, how is Matt supposed to pay for beer when he gets to college? (Because it is now canon that the Salvatores are paying his tuition at whatever college it was that Bonnie met Professor Shane at.)

My brain, please get out of it.

ALL OF THIS. (Good Lord, I need to lay off the Tumblr sh*t. Next thing you know I'll be declaring all of this "swag". Jaysus.)

I see your spoiler and raise you another one. Ausiello says one of the resurrections is going to stick.