… And, therefore, by process of elimination, the electron must taste like grape-ade.

Ridley Scott… [is] too worn-out and overused… in his planned sequel to "Prometheus."

"It's Tergggisss … with Tracky John John … and Jimmy Moo."

Tonight on NBC: Tank It. The reality event of the year, where we make grandpas put on tank tops and then laugh at them.

I love this show. So much.

"I have to go back into space now, Liz. I hope you enjoyed the kissing, followed by my genuine interest in that TV dance competition."

I bet Ben really regrets burning that check now after the pregnancy news..

"How are we gonna convince this guy to reunite Land Ho?"

"You're working with…

This seems like a missed opportunity to air the pilot of "God Cop."

high-fiving 72 virgins!