Think you also described every Wes Anderson film

Having the author's smiling face with a "C-" stamped on it seems cruel for some odd reason.

[Morgan Freeman narration] "So TJ Truffleberry collects his pebbles and Triscuits and begins the long march back home…"

Ni!

He told the one cop that his wife likes watching porn with black dick. Cops love that also.

You're right, Mel had built up a lot of goodwill before his meltdown, LaBeouf seems to have pissed people off and thrown other people under the bus since day one.

"If it was third down, and you needed four yards, if you'd get the ball to Walt Garrison, he'd get ya five. And if it was third down and ya needed twenty yards, if you'd get the ball to Walt Garrison, by God, he'd get you five."

I was wondering that myself.

Surprising for the chewing tobacco commercials they didn't show Red Man Chewing Tobbaco. Still remember those ads when I was growing up. Even had pro athletes like Terry Bradshaw in them that were still playing at the time:

One gets stripped of his ape costume and one gets raped in the ape costume.

What Pasqually P. Pieplate looks like now is jaw dropping.

Meeting Andrew Garfield

Finally starting to realize why "Arli$$" was spelled with dollar signs - and how it managed to be on the air for seven seasons.

Too much of a sexual predator for today's audiences.

I know it's off topic, and also not really a romantic comedy, but I always thought a couple of days after the events in "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" Cameron hangs himself, and Ferris could completely care less and life continually goes smoothly for him.

[Chewbacca growl] It's going to be rough, pal. I didn't wanna speak for you.

[rubs three eyes in disbelief]

Yikes! I did not know that. I should have said Wolfgang Puck or Stephen "Wok with" Yan.

Well her and the Frugal Gourmet, I'll give you that.

It's because he ordered the entire fleet to Candyland Island.