Don't blame me, I only use "Major Dad" puns

One thing I miss about growing up in the 70's/80's is that people didn't think chefs were badasses.

He is and "They're Gr-r-reat!"

You'll love me

Well, "The Thin Blue Line" did help to free a wrongly convicted man on death row. That should count for something.

Fred Ward and Dennis Quaid we're so good together in "The Right Stuff", I always wished they did another film together. Also wished Connery and Caine would work together again after "The Man Who Would Be King".

Dali was just a Catalan Surrealist version of Bubba The Love Sponge.

Let's see, Rob Lowe in "St Elmo's Fire", that guy in the "Lost Boys", think that guy in INXS who played the sax had a mullet, the sax player from Spandau Ballet, did David Sanborn ever have a mullet?

First few times I learned to ski I went to Snow Trails, then we started to go up to western NY to Peak n Peek and Holiday Valley.

Then play Euchre for six hours.

Villenueve passes the Voight-Kampff Empathy test.

Have you ever been to Alsace? Might be my favorite place. Beautiful blend of French and German.

Mr big time news journalist thinks he's too cool for Bugle Boy jeans.

My purpose for posting was to make a point that it was a horrible fucking thing to say. If a person's mother just died and another person said "I'm glad your mom is dead" and I called that person an asshole, does that make me automatically sanctimonious? But hey points for Helen Lovejoy reference. Next time I'll just…

"Holier than thou" my ass. It's the equivalent of saying that lynchings were great on a story about the Charleston church shooting. Was the commentator serious? Probably not. It's just in really poor fucking taste.

Kids and parents just died at a pop concert and this person feels this is the opportune time to say that "Columbine was the greatest thing to happen" to them. But my comment is worse?

Fascinating. You're a horrible fucking human being.

[Sigh] Spare me

I don't believe you. Sounds made up.

Good news ladies, he's available.