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Funny you said that because Altman's "The Long Goodbye" is one of my favorite movies.

I'll be Damned!

Somebody (can't remember the directors name) who was interviewed by the AV Club a couple of years ago for their Halloween horror week summed up "The Real Cancun" best: Its like one of those Eli Roth movies where young, entitled American assholes visit a foreign country except nothing terrible happeneds to them.

I'll probably catch a lot of shit for this, and I love Paul Thomas Anderson, but god how I fucking hated "Inherent Vice". Can't think of worst viewing experience I had in a theater.

My favorite is the letter he wrote to Errol Morris after in interview he did for the "Thin Blue Line":

"Mild Streets" was my favorite

The end of the "Marriage of Maria Braun" has one of the most haunting shots in history. Guy was a genius. RIP

Always thought of all the British and Australian actors Bob Hoskins and Rod Taylor had the most convincing American accents.

I only hope that this film shows the indigenous people of South America in the same thoughtful and respectful light as "The Green Inferno".

I only feed my pet lion 2 mistresses a week.

I hope this is more exciting than the last art exihibit at the Kiasma museum, which involved Amanda Bynes sending faxes from a hostel in Turku.

Jesus, my bad. Yes Morton! Thanks.

Sad to say but this guy's past history (plagiarism), erratic behavior and the timing of this makes me skeptical this is legit. Hope that's not the case, but this has a whiff of Robert Downey Jr being "attacked" by skinheads. Hope I'm wrong.

Next thing you know they'll give her a Jewish agent.

How do you feel about "Sports"?

It's kind of funny looking at these old clips of Richard Grieco now that he's so famous.

However, 'Famous Jewish Superhero Creators' is about as large as 'War and Peace.'

Not a fan of his politics, nor a big fan of his music, but Ted Nugent is an enormous influence on many 80's and 90's bands, even bands like Pearl Jam whose politics are a 180 of his.

They did a joint induction a few years ago with Small Faces/Faces.