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Not if you want it optioned. Studio execs would eat that shit up.

I wish they would stop putting "American" in so many movie titles. That's all I got…

Crash

Lol. I loved "Tinker Tailer Soldier Spy" but haven't met anyone (besides my father) who didn't hate it. Something about that movie really pisses people off but I don't know what is….

It's like the part in the Exorcist when you briefly see the white face of a demon in Father Karras' dream.

Love the '78 version. Leonard Nimoy was brilliant in it and genuinely terrifying. Never knew why he didn't get much recognition for playing such a great villain. This exchange always disturbed me:

That and the entire mud bath scene

No, but he did go bankrupt.

Where do you work and are they hiring?

Tucker Max pretty much embodies the classic Onion headline "Asshole Admits To Being Asshole In Supreme Asshole Move"

And unless you go to a top 20 law school and graduate in the top half of the class or have a family member willing to hire you after you pass the bar you're pretty much fucked. Half way decent attorney jobs have pretty much been impossible to find since about 2002.

I agree, if anything the Brits started this thing when they started "lad magazines" like Maxim, FHM, etc.

Nope. You're the one who said Burfict was a horrible person.

You're right, you're just a die hard fan of the Steelers but dislike the QB who has been the face of the franchise for the past dozen years. Got it.

Rex Ryan- this generation's Jerry Glanville.

Actually there are 3 E's in Steelers.

Worked for Big Ben!

But you're a fan of wonderful human being Ben Roethisberger?

When your public perception is that you are a badass and you get clobbered by an out of shape mechanic from Long Island, your career can't really recover.

The worse was the celebrity boxing show where Joey Buttafuco kicked her ass.