So, this whole thing about "potato soup", with all the "recipes" with "cream" and "bacon" - this is just a big, extended, filthy sexual metaphor that I don't get, right?

But only if the people are linked together by a plastic ring. Or by something…

Spambots can comment on Savage Love now? This won't end well…

Single blue female, in this case.

Are you telling me that dygitalninjas don't snoop on people's computers? Something seems wrong about that, somehow.

FWIW, I'm totally on your side (I don't use all caps, but maybe that was just for emphasis), the Lego corporation's desires notwithstanding.

Yeah, but some folks elsewhere on the board might like to have a word about your terminology…

Yep - this is what I was looking for. Answers a number of questions.

I'm really interested how people respond to this. I don't have a cell phone, and my wife's phone really can't do much, so this has never been an issue for me. But I'm curious how it differs from a diary (or, if it does, from a computer).

Thanks. But I, um, kind of got that. The title is a fine prospectus.

Congratulations! But what in the world is it about? I see that it's comic strips of some sort, but what's the content?

Going to be?

In a row?

I don't even care if it's fake - I was kind of having a bad day, but now things are looking so much brighter!

No way. I read them as though they were the poorly-dubbed-out curse words when Fox showed Pulp Fiction.

Just litter down gently.

Perhaps it's because I live in the US, but I don't usually see that much ejaculate in yogurt commercials.

I said "men", not "angry gay robots". I don't doubt the potential of the latter.

Really? How thick? Because even with a really generous assumption about the area an average ejaculation's worth of semen can cover (10cmx10cm), I still get that you'd need 115 billion ejaculations to do that. I suspect most men aren't so virile.

But the real eyes are under the false eyes! Explain that Mr. Darwin!