They never met a semi-popular joke they couldn't run into the ground.

Eh. We had a good run.

It's indie band news scraps day at AV Club.

Can't wait for the reunion tour.

Hey, you, get offa my Cloud Nothings.

“Japanese percussionist slammed two kettle drums into her side, Chief. We
was comin’ back from the island of Tinian to Leyte. We’d just performed the soundtrack to The Magnificent Seven. The original. Eleven hundred men went into the pit. Whole orchestra went down in 12 minutes."

You're a huge drag!

Yes, let's keep our priorities straight.

Those Chinese are frightfully clever.

Elitists like to laugh at the common man, then the common people co-opt their aloof mockery, then it all goes to shit.

It has spots of muted green.

She has hidden barnacles.

And that's the tooth!

Oh, the debate. I didn't bother watching, so I guess I missed out on that fleeting cultural milestone.

There's a certain point at which all these superhero movies begin to approach the mythological or magical side of comic book storytelling, and they have to be fairly careful, because one step too far and suddenly they're in Electra Woman / DynaGirl silliness territory.

I guess they could have made her a man.

I suppose if it provided an alternative to cookie-cutter creation. Like if a director / editor makes a weird cut that you would never see in another movie because it's not "how it's done," and yet it works in an odd way, I guess that could be a little interesting.

He does other things.

I don't find a lot of incompetence all that entertaining.

Busy. But one of these days I'm going to find somebody else to do it with.