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Some blatant false advertising with that Six Feet Under image. Less than 40% of the syndicated episodes featured James Cromwell levitating in a meadow gazing into the eyes of a levitating Freddy Rodriguez.

If you're surprised to see Teen Wolf so high on the rankings, keep in mind that constant tweeting about the classic 80s movie of the same name is likely pushing it up significantly.

Am I the only one who saw the name of the book and hoped that it was a cross-over romantic horror where Christine the car elopes with a male car called Mr Mercedes. For people who like movies like "The Bride of Chucky", or anybody who wants to see a creepier version of the world where Pixar's "Cars" is set (if it's…

Has anybody had the inclination to rewatch Stephen King's The Stand any time in the last decade? If so, can you comment on whether Bill Fagerbakke's performance as Tom Cullen belongs on this list? M-O-O-N, that spells full retard!

This song has one of my favourite time-to-make-this-bastard-rhyme! lyrics:

That moment where Arya laughed at the news of her aunt's death is the camera / light dropping from the sky moment in Truman Show. She is becoming aware of the ridiculousness of her reality and will eventually sail across the ocean, find the end of the world, talk with the godly disembodied voice of GRRM before exiting…

Apologies if somebody has already pointed this out, but Oberyn's comment about the size of the Mountain being irrelevant when he's lying flat on the ground proved to be quite incorrect.

My point is similar to that of the nice young gentleman who authored this week's Hatesong; that "message" songs don't have to be corny and awful. There's always a potential to reach that "Season 4 of The Simpsons" combination of touching and entertaining, provided that there is some talent involved.

It's not even the best gay rights pop song of the last year. "Spring Break Anthem" by Lonely Island is funnier, catchier and has a music video that features Edward Norton and James Franco (something that the Macklemore video lacks entirely).

There's only one way for sure to tell if they are actually robots; drive a speeding car towards them. If they are robots, Prime Directive #3 will kick in and they will step out of the way to protect their own existence.

I think there's a great opportunity to make a similar but better 70s style sci-fi movie based on Patton Oswalt's "You are only allowed 20 birthdays bit". In it, he suggests that if you make it to 90 years old, every year, one law no longer applies to you.

"I hope Borat shows up"

The only positive feedback I can give for this movie trailer is that the Bruce Willis and Italian Stallion look-a-likes actually kind of look like them. Kind of.