Bob "the Bod" Dylan. Love his work.

If you meant that the Secret Service should have arrested Kathy Griffin and the cast of Shakespeare in the Park, you should have been more specific. There is no way I would have assumed you were an idiot. I wanted to give you the benefit of the doubt. I assumed you just ignorantly thought Secret Service should have…

They opposed moving their kids school, which was public, to an area that would incorporate more lower-income students, many of whom were minorities. Everybody assumes that it is because they didn't want poor minority kids in their school. The school was never "segregated," but drew more from the affluent neighborhood…

Oh yeah. I remember that now.

Does the process you envision involve hitting rock bottom? It seems to.

That's fair. I liked it. I just didn't like it quite as much as you did.

Justice League has only animals and no plants at all!

Black WIdow could have been the female John WIck.

You like Wonder Woman better than Guardians of the Galaxy or Guardians 2? My wife doesn't even like comic books or comic book movies and she loved Guardians 2 (more than Wonder Woman - we saw both).

Judging by the tone of the rhetoric, this isn't going to be a healing event for our political divide.

Secret Service does not protect legislators. The President wasn't anywhere near this event.

AARP is running ads against it. He's definitely fucked if it passes.

They just removed the mental health requirements for gun ownership.

Hillary Clinton is always trying to murder people

Now, I am retroactively justified for thinking Fanta is trash.

You don't want to apologize to your bros that weren't offended. That's just a waste of an apology you can use later.

Coke could put swastikas on the can and I still wouldn't drink a Pepsi.

Spicer, block anyone that doesn't like me and I'll let you see the Pope next time.

Coincidentally, Rogue Bananas is the name of my satanic pop-metal band.

Good. He's a national treasure.